Friday, March 30, 2007

Women are omnipotent !!

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and the kendo sticks are to aid in preparation for the sport to be added as a demonstration sport in the next asian games.
Thursday, March 29, 2007

Hands Off Auntie Shamim

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Hands Off Auntie Shamim Islamabad 29 March (NSN): President General Musharraf today addressed the gathered international media and said that...
Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Music on trains

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Train Entertained by Loud Rock Music Quote: QUETTA, March 27: Quetta’s rail link with the rest of the country was improved for seve...
Thursday, March 22, 2007

Bakistani forces are universally admired

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CNN publishes bicchar admiring Bakistan Faujis Caption: Quote: Pakistani army soldiers run during a drill in Miranshah, the main N...
Sunday, March 18, 2007

An algepra rebort by a student to a teacher

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Mosht pious and pak Lalmajid al Numeri, I shall neber again comitt mishtake of challanging the truth. Butt unphortunately, a tragedy has occ...
Friday, March 16, 2007

News reporting from THE resort

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As you know, I have resantly travelled to the resort on the bay, lokashun undisklosed. Whan I waj leaving, the PeeAreEbh jirga waj deciding...
Thursday, March 15, 2007

P-english now an official language in pritainistan

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Eat ur dils out, PeeAref Jirga! Quote: PINGLISH ONLEE HOBE TO SAVE LONDONISTAN- Brestijiuj Pritish Think Tank Quote: ...
Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Moderate Enlightenment

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PAKISTAN ENLIGHTENS MISSILE IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATIONAL TEST

Bakistan: A vibrant democracy

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We have a vibrant democracy Islamabad 14 March NSN: Spokesman for the Government (on condition of anonimity) today spoke glowingly of the he...

A fine example of good governance

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Law minister couldn’t help praising on VoA Quote: ISLAMABAD: Federal Law Minister Wasi Zafar repeatedly hurled naked abuse in a li...
Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Iran Pakistan India pipeline proven feasible

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we are led to believe that Iran Pakistan India pipeline is feasible.. Code: QUETTA, March 12: A gas pipeline was blown up near Jinn...
Sunday, March 11, 2007

Someone gets a bright idea (not that we support it)

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Enlightened Education

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Lahaul Vila Quvvat. Bositive image brojected. Theje beeble wants to but NSN out of pusiness or something: Madressahs only imbart moderatel...

Enlightened Education

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Lahaul Vila Quvvat. Bositive image brojected. Theje beeble wants to but NSN out of pusiness or something: Madressahs only imbart moderatel...
Saturday, March 10, 2007

NSN reborters squirm at media control attempts

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Ahem, all this under-reporting, not befitting the glorious standards of the news agency, not at all. Is it any wonder the jop abblikation i...