LMU Brofessors are recognijed bhorld ober in Bakistan

Diyar Biraders, AoA!
Bhe have bojitive newj on Fridin today
LMU mein sabka jhanda (and danda) oopar rahe!

The Ishtory oph a Gola

There once was a Mushy with an ash very tight
He could simply bend over and win every fight

Came visiting to Lahore, was an old Bania kafir
Extended his hand, but the General didn't stir

In the shadows of snow, He climbed up Kargil
When his ash got whupped, He skied Downhill

Amritraj barked orders in an Amreekan accent
Dictator got greased up four hundred percent

He suspended a Judge and became the President
Installed a Short-cut PM, banker non-resident

Came election season and the Bibi got blown
CJ came calling with some balls he had grown

Kiyani sent him packing to his home in exile
He now sits in London, a-stewing in his bile

Bredator Bosing aj Reborter?

Diyar Jirga,

Blij pe advijed that a bredator ij coming with das pooch.

Wahamullah haj learned that the bredator ij a wimmens, yani ki janaanaa. Blij make sure to check under burqa phor id-e-ntity.

Hij salaah phor all mullaj ij to pe habby with khushboo. No bredator will imbersonate khushboo.

Salaams,

Al-Okullah

James Baithulla 007

Cousin e Royale

Bredator-e-Drone-a-Charya are coming

Mullah Gadhan,

Joo pring some deadly neuj. Ij the houri in this neuj ahter our id-e-ntity:

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=8359356

Theej are bhery khatarnaak timej phor Mullahs. Blij to convene phor Shura in Cave Numper 420.

Appeal.

Diyar all,
AoA
Asslamalaykum,

Todin i got a daak-e-bijjli asking apout
residents maulanas yand Amirs yand Ayotollahs.

Now iph eet was apout ayeshas, eet would hape been
narmal. Eet asksj sekrets, which eye say eej
blasphemous!!!!
pliss to issue broper fatwa.

List-e-twittur!

Aao tweet karein:

http://twitter.com/Al_Okullah
http://twitter.com/inekuddin
http://twitter.com/nayakuddin
http://twitter.com/apdul
http://twitter.com/Gubomaster <-- Armitaraj? Breadtor? http://twitter.com/napaki
http://twitter.com/Abdulsaleemgad
http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor

Aljo phollow:

motorhams:

http://twitter.com/naveenaqvi (Babe-e-neuj)
http://twitter.com/marvi_memon (hubba hubba)

Technalajee-e-tweet

Salaams Piratherj,

A little chidiya sat on my shoulder and bolo tweet tweet.

Ujing thij new techn-e-lajee ij the fatwa-e-LMU.

Subhanallah! Blij to tweet Al_Okullah aljo. Mullah Wahamullah ij imprejjed.

LMU moves to social media

NSN: Unconfirmed reports are coming in that with enlightened moderation and lightbulb insertion being practiced at the LMU campus, the LMU faculty, including the dean himself have decided to try out the latest in social revolutionary technlogies: Twitter. Being great twits themselves, this is but a natural extension of their talent. LMU faculty hope to spread their knowledge, personal thoughts and fatwas far and wide using this mechanism.

One may find the dean's twitter stream at:

http://twitter.com/lalbrofessor

His other streams and emissions are captured by his devoted students.

NSN, Tall, Fair and Upright reporting, bring you only the best, if only in 140 characters.

True bakistani, neglected by sitaara tv broadcast....

Sitara tv did not show true bakistani kalchar.

I dekh match and there ij Baki osama , baki by birth and also by choice.
Yet all thij is censored.

Allah-Hu-Fubar

Deeyar Loined Mullahs and other eggsperts,

Bliss to accept my abologies phor the loong apsence of leave phrom the mecca oph knowledge and the sulabh souchalya oph ze internetz.

It seems that I make lot of admins nervous with my presence in BRF. Since I ask too many uncomfortable questions and force them frequently look under their yellow-streaked undies to confirm the existence of certain man-parts from time to time, an evil yahudi-yindu conspiracy called 'goldberg-shikhandi' manure was tried on me and was banned.

Many shukriyas to the biraders who gave me a haath and their tender company in the BENIS dhaaga.

May the djinn of genital warts visit the yellow-bellied rats who stabbed me in the back.

Allah-hu-fubar
Allah-hu-fubar
Allah-hu-fubar

Your jihadistically,
Nayakuddin

kross Bostings.

Sarry, to bost other beoble works, BENIS dhaaga now a dins

hape very many drone attacks, hence eye think eet eej good

to save invaluable Gems safe phrom erasure.

Diyar Raghullah al Nathi
the pakistani team fielded 1.5 members (big latif and khushboo) to deal with the 1:10 yani ke 15 yindoos as per their instruction manual. but due to cunning yindu trick, they changed the ball from gola to tatta and then big latif waj kanphujed. when mauling he grabbed the wrong hooker and then khushboo got a damn good rucking, only that the yindo team were still in the changing room.
thereaphtar cunning yindoos declared victory and converted khushboo to kaffirism and took her away from big latif at a delicate moment with his prop forward, so had to do his own up and under. sharam sharam time
yours
Lalprafesar al SportIllustrati

That was by Broffessar LM in reply to this pooch

AoA, I have a pooch. How ij tall, phair adn taight asssed bious bakistanis loje to shaart darak rice eeting kufr indians in rugby. bhat haapened to 1 bakistani equal to 10 kufr yindoos??. I shmell a kaanspiracy. What ij happening to land of bure's haanar and deegnity (H&D)?? .

 

 

It eej haram for hasina atim bum to be alone with talipanchacha in the car without four witnesses, especially when wearing such un-halaal kameez. when unkil gave baksheesh for tanks, he did not mean tank tops. i think we immediately need to punish hasina atim bum with 100 stribes, kanfiskate her haraam bums and have dilbullah take her in for remedial studies and treatment. talipan chacha will have to maalish his own mijjiles for a few weeks in repentance

lalprafesar-e-fatwaii
LMU

 

This again is by Brof,LM anal-lysing deeply this bichor

 

 

There was a mard from madarss
Whose balls were made of brass
In ishtormy weather they clanged together
And sbarks phlew out oph his arss*

 

dat was by Amir N^3 as an ode to Chutkar Khan exploits.

Salam

Istronge Repuff

Prejident Zardar10%i ispokemard janaab Fatehaal Barber

haj istrongly repuffed infedal CIA klaims oph Amir OBL

presence in Bakistan. “When NWFP yand FATA eej kontroled

Talipan, then how kome CIA klaims Amir OBL  in Bakistan hain?” da Janaab

told NSN. He further warned CIA to not to ispread lies apout

Bakistan or else………. in da excitement NSN phorgot to ask

else what? apologies in advance.

calls to CIA ophice has not been returned.

pliss kelik where eet saysej Kelik phor pura khaber.

NSN (T.N.T.)

Benis aayaa, Bahaar aayee

Akbar oooh Archanullah

Benis haj discarded the burqa like a ujed towel! Glory pee to Benis' ankle!