True bakistani, neglected by sitaara tv broadcast....

Sitara tv did not show true bakistani kalchar.

I dekh match and there ij Baki osama , baki by birth and also by choice.
Yet all thij is censored.

Allah-Hu-Fubar

Deeyar Loined Mullahs and other eggsperts,

Bliss to accept my abologies phor the loong apsence of leave phrom the mecca oph knowledge and the sulabh souchalya oph ze internetz.

It seems that I make lot of admins nervous with my presence in BRF. Since I ask too many uncomfortable questions and force them frequently look under their yellow-streaked undies to confirm the existence of certain man-parts from time to time, an evil yahudi-yindu conspiracy called 'goldberg-shikhandi' manure was tried on me and was banned.

Many shukriyas to the biraders who gave me a haath and their tender company in the BENIS dhaaga.

May the djinn of genital warts visit the yellow-bellied rats who stabbed me in the back.

Allah-hu-fubar
Allah-hu-fubar
Allah-hu-fubar

Your jihadistically,
Nayakuddin

kross Bostings.

Sarry, to bost other beoble works, BENIS dhaaga now a dins

hape very many drone attacks, hence eye think eet eej good

to save invaluable Gems safe phrom erasure.

Diyar Raghullah al Nathi
the pakistani team fielded 1.5 members (big latif and khushboo) to deal with the 1:10 yani ke 15 yindoos as per their instruction manual. but due to cunning yindu trick, they changed the ball from gola to tatta and then big latif waj kanphujed. when mauling he grabbed the wrong hooker and then khushboo got a damn good rucking, only that the yindo team were still in the changing room.
thereaphtar cunning yindoos declared victory and converted khushboo to kaffirism and took her away from big latif at a delicate moment with his prop forward, so had to do his own up and under. sharam sharam time
yours
Lalprafesar al SportIllustrati

That was by Broffessar LM in reply to this pooch

AoA, I have a pooch. How ij tall, phair adn taight asssed bious bakistanis loje to shaart darak rice eeting kufr indians in rugby. bhat haapened to 1 bakistani equal to 10 kufr yindoos??. I shmell a kaanspiracy. What ij happening to land of bure's haanar and deegnity (H&D)?? .

 

 

It eej haram for hasina atim bum to be alone with talipanchacha in the car without four witnesses, especially when wearing such un-halaal kameez. when unkil gave baksheesh for tanks, he did not mean tank tops. i think we immediately need to punish hasina atim bum with 100 stribes, kanfiskate her haraam bums and have dilbullah take her in for remedial studies and treatment. talipan chacha will have to maalish his own mijjiles for a few weeks in repentance

lalprafesar-e-fatwaii
LMU

 

This again is by Brof,LM anal-lysing deeply this bichor

 

 

There was a mard from madarss
Whose balls were made of brass
In ishtormy weather they clanged together
And sbarks phlew out oph his arss*

 

dat was by Amir N^3 as an ode to Chutkar Khan exploits.

Salam

Istronge Repuff

Prejident Zardar10%i ispokemard janaab Fatehaal Barber

haj istrongly repuffed infedal CIA klaims oph Amir OBL

presence in Bakistan. “When NWFP yand FATA eej kontroled

Talipan, then how kome CIA klaims Amir OBL  in Bakistan hain?” da Janaab

told NSN. He further warned CIA to not to ispread lies apout

Bakistan or else………. in da excitement NSN phorgot to ask

else what? apologies in advance.

calls to CIA ophice has not been returned.

pliss kelik where eet saysej Kelik phor pura khaber.

NSN (T.N.T.)

Benis aayaa, Bahaar aayee

Akbar oooh Archanullah

Benis haj discarded the burqa like a ujed towel! Glory pee to Benis' ankle!

Calender-e-Bakstan

Diyar LMU maulanas and stud-e-nts! the intezaar is over!! I am broud to bresent pefore yu the opphicial cal-e-ndar of LMU. Bure and bious Bakstani Talipan cal-e-ndar. Thij will not onlee edmucate yu apout the great bakstan on your packside, put also helb yu blan for IED cel-e-prations etc. Bliss to pe using this cal-e-ndar in your caves phrom now on and throw out thost kufr Aishwalida Rai and Heidi Kalams!
This ij naat my creation so bliss to naat credit me. Yu know Al Baqr never takes undue credit - visa nor mastercard. These are bainstakenly brebared py brafessar heric nairgolis bin IED-ka-Chaandi. Blis to send him your salams, a total of 72 lactating goats, and some of the 400 young tight munnas yu have apdukted todin. The whole cal-e-ndar ij in BDF phormat (bort-e-ple document phormat) (this clar-e-fication is phor yu kaffir lurkers, no BDF ij naat standing phor Bangla Deshi F'ers). The full BDF can pe downloaded phrom http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6J20WPH0

Ok mujahids, rebeat after me:

Jaan-E-vari!


Febr-E-vari!


Maar!

Abril!


Maai!


Jooon!


Julaaai!


Agast!


$hitampar!


Oct-o-par!


Nov-e-mper!


Dec-e-mper!


Diyar ishtoodents, thij creation oph LMU ij another in the series oph many creative contriputions to the world such as boetry, bhotoshopped and genuwhine bicchars, NSN farticles and bojitiveneuj plog. Bliss to learn and work hard to create such mast-e-rbieces.

yours in the tabela-e-bakri,
Al Baqr bin cal-e-nderi.

Benis Dhaga escapes in a Burqa

Now that dear Benis haj pecome invijiple like a Djinn, Wahamullah haj commented:


tu parda-nasheen ka aashiq hai
yoon chup-chup kae deedar na kar

dil jalta hai to jalnae dae
aasoon na bahaa fariyaad ka nar

Ayatolla found....

ab pachtaye kya fayda,
jab jirga chug gaye khet ?

Aa ab laut chalen... part 231 - hota rehta hai!!

...its back to caves as mujahids and mullas are driven out....


In this image, mahdi mulla, nayakuddin , abdul khan pratapi, lal brof and their harems lauts back to the caves....

GOAT JADOO

De above bicchor was bosted on Pee Are Yaf by Bhajkwedwaluddin few dins back.
eet got me thinking yand presto a sher ban gaya, pesh hai

Hair now hair now everypody raise jour haath
Hair now hair now everypody raise jour haath
uske mukhare par horn horn pe jadoo
jadoo nay kar diya GUPO hum ho gaye bekaboo
aur ho gayi mushkil
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
dus Bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
yeh horn topehele aisa na tha
kisne behkaya aisa horn banaya kyun
yeh aakhe mere dekhey ussiko
sochay bina hi usse GUPO karaya kyun
jeena to aab marne se kahi mushkil
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO
dus bahane kar ke kar diya GUPO

appropiate offer oph zam-zam kola where appropiate.

Salam.

Cold War between 2 super powahs heats up

Cold war between 2 supah powers heats up

MOGADISHU: Somali pirates hijacked another ship, a Pakistani-owned vessel carrying goods for Somali traders, over the weekend, a pirate commander and a local businessman told AFP Sunday.
The MV Al-Misan was captured around 100 kilometres off the capital Mogadishu, Ahmed Abdi, a pirate commander in the coastal village of Harardhere said.
According to elders and traders in the region, it was transporting vehicles and commodities such as sugar and cooking oil for Somali traders and had been sailing from the United Arab Emirates.
‘One of the two ships we hijacked yesterday is confirmed to have been chartered by Somali traders and there are already talks to release it. I think it will happen today,’ Ahmed Abdi told AFP by phone.
One Somali trader with a stake in the hijacked ship’s cargo said he was hopeful the vessel would be released soon.
‘There are efforts to free the ship and its crew, Somali traders and elders are already negotiating with the pirates and we are hopeful that they will soon release it,’ Abdullahi Moalim Barre told AFP.

The Al-Misan’s hijacking brings to at least 18 the number of vessels currently held by the ransom-hunting Somali buccaneers plying some of the globe’s busiest maritime trade routes in the Pakistani Ocean and Gulf of Aden.

Biss Deal Petween Nayakuddin and Adminullah?

Diyar Pirathers,

I hab a pooch ...

The ub and down, ub and down, life of Nayakuddin reminds me of FM Mullah. Ij Nayakuddin making Biss deals with kufr Adminullah and then preaking it quickly?

Ij Nayakuddin demanding Sharia in PeeArf territory?

Doej he want all Rack-a-Shacks to wear hijaab?

Doej Adminullah govermint want Nayakuddin to dijarm hij mijjiles?

Do they want motorham ishkools open in PeeArf territory?

Ij Nayakuddin in favor oph Plack Sheeb aj Qazi?

Even Wahamullah doej naat have jawaab phor thij pooch! Blij to phind out the andar ki khabar.

Yourj,

Al-Okullah.

Halaal Counter Fatwaa to Haraam Fatwaa

Diyar Mullah Pirathers,

I caal phor urgent Jirga ... Blij to dekho thij khabar:

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Black sheep will not be tolerated in judiciary: CJ

ISLAMABAD (SANA): Chief Justice of Pakistan Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry said that black sheep will not be tolerated in the judiciary.

Addressing Supreme Court staff while paying tribute to Justice Sabihuddin (Late) on his services for judiciary, he asked the judges and lawyers that it was their responsibility to ensure justice in the courts.

He urged the lawyers and court staff to identify black sheep to stop the selling of justice for ensuring transparency in the court proceedings.

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Thij ij haraam! Who ij thij CJ Ifti? Ij he related to BJ Cutie? Why ij he telling haraam fatwa?

We are Roshan Khayali mullahs. We are equal equal obbortunity mullahs. Why are sheeb haraam? And why are *plack* sheeb haraam, hain? Naansenj, I bolo. And, racisht aj well.

Subboj that Wahamullah and Khushboo hab domeshtic disbute (god forpid -- biss pe ubon them). Put, jusht subboj, you samjho, right?

Wahamullah will pe aple hire a waqeel. Put, I poocho ... who will rebrejent Khushboo, hain? Who ij dejignated waqeel phor goats?

A sheeb, of courj!

Goats and sheeb are coujins and they trusht each other.

I bolo that sheeb should have place in Justish with full H&D. In phact, I subbort sheeb aj Qazis.

Maype, we should hab a Plack Sheeb aj Qazi-ul-Momeen!

Blij enphorj thij fatwa with jour subbort.

khabar dubaraa tooti

Pirathers,

Maulana Nayakuddin haj been disbatched to jannat phir ek baar.

With hij ub and down, ub and down petween cave and jannat, there ij great conphushun among houris, goats and mullahs.

salaams.