Historical site of Khunjerab pass....

....as you see Nayakuddin before peing PBUH, the phamous last shot.





And on reaching Jannat following the procedure in the book and on a half horse just like BPUH, he felt aaraam.

So calm, so bissphul. So serene.

This caused Nayakuddin to exclaim:

Jannat-e-bulaye tujhe chalna hai,
Jannat-e-bulaye mujahid

Such Bliss with Ayesha and nanha mujahid, who needs phoonk sundari ?

Dedicated to jannat Mullahs.

Haj Chale Ham Fida, lene Jamjam -e - jaam Saathiyon,
Ab Tumhare Hawale, hai Aam Saathiyon,

Mango din is here, no kaafir to keel no pilane to mango :(

Alla hu Akbar, so many mangoes not a plane to parcel off.
Todin is April chaar, and Zulfiqar Ali Booto got his mangoes.
Seriously mujahiddin have got nothing much to do since disember 2007 when bibi was mangoed. And now the Brahmins are stealing the mangoes leaving the phaihphool to starve !!

In case you are wondering apout the date todin, then you are obviously kuffar, as as per Mahdi-e-dra , the wije one, Islumabad is do din ahead.

Haraam Haraam everywhere not a Kaffir to Keel

Pooch e Khaas

Bhwaat is going on hiyar?

Bakistanis both of the 2 legged and 4 legged variety were so pleased that they forgot mutual animosity and cel-e-brated togethar, hiyar we can also see a white tiger which took part in the attack e kufr on IPL Sri Lankan players

Emir Al Okullah

Many thanks for youvar jawaab, misfortunately my cranberry joos and zamzam vodka is on the keyboard onlee, meenwhile I present bicchar of Bakistani Chachas celebrating retarn of Demokracy

On the Nature of Pooch

Pirather Mullahs.

Thij ij a skaalurly bost apout "pooch". Blij to exblain to the faithfool on Fridin.

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Mirza Asadullah Baig Khan "Ghaalib" had said:

mat pooch ki kyaa haal hai meraa terae peechae
tu dekh ki kyaa rang hai teraa merae aagae

Then there ij all-time pasand phrom halaal phillum "Mirza Ghalib":

Dil-e-naadaan tujhe hua kya hai
Aakhir is dard ki dawaa kya hai

Main bhi muh mein zubaan rakhataa hoon
Kaash poochho ki mudda kya hai

It ij clear what ij bad pooch and what ij good pooch.

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Now Ghulaam Ali sang this ghazal which is an eggjample of eggcessive pooch:

baat nikalegi to bahaut door talak jaayegi
log bewazha udaasi ka sabab poochhenge
yeh bhi poochhenge ki tum itni pareshan kyun ho

It ij clear that pooch should not be be-hisaab too much pooch.

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Our peloved boet Allama Iqbal had said this:

kharadmandon seh kya poocho ke meri ibtada kya hai
ke mein is fiqr mein rehta hoon, meri intehaa kya hai

He continuej to boint out the most important pooch a mullah can make:

khudi ko kar buland itna ki har taqdeer sae pehlae
khuda bandae se khud poochae, bataa teri razaa kya hai

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Of courj, thij nacheez ij nothing, but here ij my contripution:

ai arzoo kae dhundhalae khwaabon jawaab do
phir kis ki yaad aaee thi Mullah-e-Blog ko

tujh ko khabar nahin magar Khushboo sae pooch lae
barbaad kar diyaa terae do din kae pyaar nae

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Blij issue Fatwa on haraam pooch and encouraj halaal pooch.

Adab arz hain, Mullah Pirathers.

jawaab to Pooch

Diyar Mullah Mahdi-e-dra,

Blij to not embarraj thij nacheez mullah. I dekho towards Mullah Wahamullah for guidanj and he brovidej bhisdom.

I conjulted him apout your most perp-e-lexing pooch. He waj quick ... like the horse Al-Burack that the Brophet (BPUH) rode on ... no, the horse ij not related to Al-Obama ... that ij haraam concebt ... put, I digr-e-ss ...

anyway, Wahamullah waj quick ... he said "Motorham ij Halaal put Abdul ij Haraam" ...

I waj floored ... naat floored like haraam ROFL put just floored without rolling ... no haraam laughing for that matter either ... (there ij a haddee-teeth that sej a good mullah doej naat ROFL) ... put, I digr-e-ss again ...

so, I poocho, "how so?" ... he sej the jawaab liej in how the eyes are bointed ... halaal way ij for eyes to pe bointed downward ... Motorham ij looking down in halaal fashion ... so ij Abdul #2 ... put, Abdul #1 ij not ... in phact, he ij "scobing" motorham's sharam sharam ...

Once again Wahamullah comej to the rescue oph conphused mullahs ... naat rescue like in Lahore Bolis Ek-Aadmi ... put rescue aj in giving bhisdom ...

many salaams ...

A Pooch to Al Okullah bin Ghazi

I have always konjidared Al Okulla bin Ghazi as one of the most intelligent Maulanas around, his knawledge surpasses that of Photochor khan and Mullah Mohammed Omar combined
This image has had me scratching my beard and Sharam sharam since I saw it yesterdin, in the Ulema-e Dawakhana I can see a nurse Motorhama, isnt it haraam for her to nurse mards who are not relatives, now if one of these Ghayal faujis tapaks and becomes SAW ko Pyaara, will he have Jannath naseeb?

Brave Bakistani Fauji displaying the elite SSG tactic

Open Zip>> About Turn>> Downhilll Ski left right left right

The Elite Black Sheep Commode-e-os of the Baki fauj phyrring in the air to celebrate victory over dark forces

Mullah Beard is in for one hell of a debriefing session

obbortunity for LMU skaalerj

Blij to disblay your knaalij and issue fatwas here:

http://dawntravelshow.com/dawnforum/2009/03/30/how-can-lahore-be-secured-against-terrorist-attacks/comment-page-21/#comment-789

Wahamullah ij my herrow. He haj dekho so much. He ij bointing out to me how haraam kuffar driving phast phast. Kuffar's god is not abbroving. Blij brovide jawaab to bicchar: